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netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

Hyrule Warriors Protagonist Ladies

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

Does my uniform make me look fat?
Insecurity guard (via lamapalooza)

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet